Shake 'em up, Shake 'em up, Shake 'em up, Shake 'em

Remember that CC alum and former SNL cast member, Jenny Slate, who voiced the adorable shell video which made the rounds last year? (“Guess what I use as a beanbag chair? A raisin.”) Well, she inked a deal for several children books and suggests that a TV series is in the works. Kids, you can make it too. (Jezebel)

Ever wanted a Taco Bell made with a cheesy, finger-staining Doritos shell? Keep dreaming, unless you commute from MidCal(?). Taco Ball is testing out this new stoners’ delight exclusively in Fresno. (LA Times)

Homecoming, the one football game of the year when anyone bothers to show up, will now be without the tailgating parking lot area. Sensitive to the booze requirements of fans, the administration will open up a second concession stand that hands out free beer to 21+ students. That’s a win in my book. (Spec)

If you don’t follow the wider world of college sports, then you may have missed it, but conference realignment has been shaking the foundations of the sports world for a month or so at this point. The originator of the massive, tectonic almost-revolution was the Big 12, but they seem to have gotten their shit together. This whole issue, of course, uniquely doesn’t affect us. (ESPN; Wiki)

This video of a woman hearing for the first time would flip Aristotle’s shit. That video is seriously so warm and fuzzy; it would melt Ice Cube. (Hot Air)

Straight rollin’ via Gucciwolf.