A tipster reports that there is a balloon artist on College Walk right now! Word is he’ll only be around for another twenty minutes, so you better step on it if you don’t want to miss a golden opportunity to show off your immaturity.

Update: Said tipster informs us that the balloon artist is from Balloonasaurus Rex Entertainment, and he’s “available for functions, parties, shindigs, and hootenannies.”

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The snow is gone, so balloon penises are all we have right now