Every week your friends at the Columbia Bartending Association outfit you with a topical, alcoholic accouterment. Wrestling with Rousseau this weekend on that CC paper? Wrestle drunk!
It’s my favorite time of year again. I wish I was basking in the Christmas and New Year’s spirit already, but one last battle remains before the holidays: finals. Can’t say I’m too excited about the next few weeks (or about the paper due tomorrow that I’ve yet to start). Here’s a drink in honor of the campus-wide suffering soon to occur:
The All-Nighter
1.5 oz Rum
1.5 oz Red Bull (or your favorite highly caffeinated alternative)
.75 oz Pomegranate Juice
.75 oz of your favorite fruit juice (apple is a safe bet)
Shake the ingredients with ice and pour into a glass (or inject directly into bloodstream via IV). Alternatives include substituting vodka for rum or eliminating the extra fruit juice in favor of more pomegranate.
Good luck with finals, kids.
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9 Comments
@seriously? drinking alcohol with red bull is dangerous. don’t encourage it, bwog
@Anonymous If I were to poop on somebody’s pillow, would I get kicked from housing?
@Anonymous there are easier ways to get kicked out of housing
@Anonymous pooping’s pretty easy bro
@APPLE JUICE HAS ARSENIC. MAY NOT BE SAFE BET.
BITCH.
@alternatively 4LOKO (but only the original caffeinated formula, RIP)
@Core Scholar Everyone knows Rousseau is second semester
@White Girl in CC I’m drinkin RUM and REDBUULLLLL
@Fambo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4vFOKzc3Zg