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HARDCORE: PART I

On September 19th, 2010, Pat Blute and Zak Dychtwald debuted BwogWeather. For one sweet semester, you knew to dress seasonally. We even heard BwogWeather used as a pickup line at 1020. To those of you who asked 1. “I can haz bwogweather again pweas?” and 2. “Anyway, where is BwogWeather?,” with a special shoutout to this fool, the answers are 1. Yes and 2. Went to Australia and back again. After much soul-searching, and world traveling, the BwogWeatherMan Pat Blute is back, this time with Hardcore. We’ve been baiting you for months, so now that you have finals to take care of, allow us to divert you for a few minutes every night this week, as Bwog follows Pat’s epic adventure.

Special thanks go to Charlie Dinkin, Cayle Pietras, Christia Mercer, ZakAttak, Kenny Durell, Emeritus Dean Quigley, the Sock Monkey, Rakhi Agrawal, Erik Nook, Pierre Gergis, Karla Casariego, Madeleine Jensen, Olivia Levine, Liz Watson, Hannah Fraser, Ryan Mandelbaum, CTV, Carolyn Ruvkun and her dog, Australian park ranger Kady Grosser, Louise McCune, and all our friends at the Tangalooma Wild Dolphin Island Resort.

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44 Comments

  • suggested tag says:

    @suggested tag better than porn

    1. Mannnnnnn says:

      @Mannnnnnn Pat blute and zack douchebag must get so much poon. I hate those guys, God I hate those guys so so much.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous pretty sure zak wrote this

  • Liz Watson says:

    @Liz Watson didn’t even take Lit Hum

    1. O:EODTR says:

      @O:EODTR and that, my friend, is the power of ACTING!

      THE THEATER WAITS FOR NO ONE!

    2. Neither did... says:

      @Neither did... Charlie, or Olivia Levine. They probably have no idea what the odyssey even IS, since they’re majoring in baking (with a minor in crying over boys).

      1. Colette says:

        @Colette Fuck–I applied to the baking major but didn’t get in :C I’m stuck majoring in place settings with a concentration in napkin design. But I also have a minor in moon cycles–score!

        Olivia & Charlie & Liz, I 2tally loved your vid–you are such great actors! AS IF WE BARNARD WOMYN KNOW HOW TO READ ANYTHING OTHER THAN RECIPES AND THE 7 UNSPOKEN SIGNS OUR MAN GIVES THAT SHOW US HE’S READY FOR A COMMITMENT!!!!
        xoxo<3

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous i’m pretty sure the comment was sarcastic…

          1. Anonymous says:

            @Anonymous i’m pretty sure both comments are sarcastic…

  • Core Scholar says:

    @Core Scholar “…nasty, brutish and short…”

    Hobbes is CC not lit hum!

    1. ... says:

      @... That was the joke.

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous C’mon that’s just low brow humor. Besides, freshman won’t get the joke

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous I hope freshmen do get the joke. I learned about Hobbes freshman year of high school.

  • Waxima Perez says:

    @Waxima Perez Erik Nook is hilarious and actually Australian.

    1. Waxima Perez says:

      @Waxima Perez He’s the one who runs out screaming “Oh my God!”
      Stressbusters represent!

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous he actually only lived there for a couple years. not australian.

  • ecn2114 says:

    @ecn2114 OMG YES!!!

    Pat, you are my hero. This is AMAZING!!! You’re the hard cory-est of us all.
    Can not can not can not wait for the next episode!

    [Nicole Lopez loves you, too, btw.]

  • awesome says:

    @awesome purposefully overdone, washed out cinematography never looked so good

  • ugh says:

    @ugh of course rakhi is in this. she’s in every. single. club.

    in other news, it was great!

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous rakhi is awesome, leave her alone

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Mercer kicks so much ass.

    1. agreed says:

      @agreed i was just thinking, i wonder what she would say if she saw that the second comment actually uses the word “poon”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous not quite like bwog weather

  • what says:

    @what this is why i hate all the white people at this school

    1. Black person says:

      @Black person The fuck does this have to do with race??

      1. Anonymous says:

        @Anonymous White people can never be truly creative because they have never been a member of an oppressed class so this is just pretension wrapped up in some attention whoring

    2. haha says:

      @haha agreed.

    1. Liz Watson says:

      @Liz Watson Sorry, this was meant to be a reply to the Nancy Drew MF who deduced that I go to Barnard.

    2. Nancy Drew says:

      @Nancy Drew Look closely at Liz’s sweatshirt. There’s a clue hidden in plain sight!

  • COLUMBIA says:

    @COLUMBIA has no film makers?

  • SO EXCITED says:

    @SO EXCITED also i heard all the important bitches will be in the next videos to come

  • Ambiguous Punctuation says:

    @Ambiguous Punctuation “Carolyn Ruvkun and her dog, Australian park ranger Kady Grosser”

    Is that…legal?

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous It is in Australia.

  • I says:

    @I don’t get it.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous charlie. epic. epic. epic. so lovely.
    and olivia i’m obsessed with you but you know this.

  • Philofreak says:

    @Philofreak omg kant wait until tomorrow

    (cue wah wah)

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous sooooo goood!!!!! pat blute is a genius! can’t wait for tomorrow! gigglez

  • Charlieeeee says:

    @Charlieeeee You are the coolest.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous no shirtless Zak… disappointed.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous i don’t get the hype about this. it’s not even that funny…

  • Athena says:

    @Athena was such a fox! I wouldn’t mind getting the chance to find an owl in her robes. Heh.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Olivia is a babe

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous this wasn’t funny. at all.

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