Lend us your ear as we eavesdrop on the heated debate casual conversation of two Nussbaum patrons re: multiplication tables and the the real definition of “precociousness” (it’s Bwog, and you know it).
Nussbaum Patron 1: I was very precocious. I remember that in third grade, I argued with my teacher about whether their definition of multiplication was correct.
Nussbaum Patron 2: You must have been wrong.
NP1: Yeah, but it was an interesting point.
NP2: That’s not precocious, that’s dumb.
NP1: I’m sure I was precocious about it. I still don’t know my multiplication tables by the way.
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@What happened to that poor, defenseless bagel? Are those sunflower seeds? The horror!
@The "precocious" third-grader I actually did mean precocious, but in fact it was only questionably precocious.
@Boy You do obnoxious very well.
@Anonymous Sorry but Absolute is the only B.I.L.F
@Anon I just hope “B.I.L.F” doesn’t stand for what I think it does… Bwog, even though finals can deprive you of human contact, there are still people outside of these walls. Trust me, I’ve seen them on occasion.
@I love everything about this