11 CommentsLooking for love in NYC sure is tough. That’s why you’ve gotta know what you’re looking for and go for it, directly. With a want-ad. This “strong and beautiful soon-to-be working woman” has no qualms about that. So if you’re male, handsome, and know how to massage feet…
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@Hmm > implying I don’t look absolutely fit while making Dean’s List every semester
@Anonymous she’s just saying that she prefers a bod with no brains. (easier to tame)
@Anonymous It’s really sad, because there are so many lonely people here at Columbia who are just to shy to talk to “that” person (absolutely everyone has a “that” person”)
@AA I agree with u 200%.
@Medusa of the Gorgons I made this flier
@Anonymous None of the guys at Columbia will make it past the headshot.
@Anonymous Ah, the insecurities of the Columbia women coming out in full force.
@i miss my ex boyfriend :(
columbia, whatever lure you put in place this semester, please return him to me.
signed,
one unhappy girl.
@Aww This is such a sad comment. It’s like a genuine snark-free version of @MyLifeIsBarnard. Don’t worry, there are lots of (desperate) fish in the sea that is Columbia.
@Let me holla let me holla at you girl, let me holla, holla hollah at you, let me holla holla holla holllalalalala at you let me hollalalalalalalallllalalalala at you, let me holla let me holla let me hollla holla hollla at you.
@Anonymous Hang in there!