By Bwog Staff on
Aug 14, 2012 6 Comments
Update, 10:07 pm: Speaking of Reddit, /u/millie1889 registered r/Barnard today. No activity as of yet.
r/Columbia found this short poem in a Mudd bathroom.
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@Anonymous butt plug
@Olympian Butts are great!
@SEAS '14/Awesome Poet I always see,
The floor before me,
Lined with pee,
All yellow and sticky.
Before the urinal,
The urine, aerial,
Had missed its mark.
And now my sneakers sit where it doth park.
@Anonymous /r/Barnard will just be pictures of food
@Anonymous that’s a shitty poem
@The Fecal Sonneteer '13 A glaze of urine ‘pon the tiled floor
A smear of shit that covers yonder seat
And as I sit and try to lock the door
I wonder what my predecessor eats.
A sandwich from Milano would not cause
Such grim eruptions from the straining bowel
And as I pinch a loaf, I think and pause
To wonder if that smear was fish or fowl.
O gentle fish! O you who swim the deep!
O feathered friends, without deceit or wit!
How sad that from a poisoned ass you’ll creep
Hastily digested into shit.
As all these thoughts churned up as there I sat
I left the seat quite filthy where I shat.
Most exhausting walk on campus?