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Breaking: Columbia Taco Sighting

A helpful tipster informed us about an unusual addition to the menu of Dodge Café that’s been on-and-off for a few months. When an intrepid investigator inquired about them, they were mysteriously “sold out” for the day. Something just doesn’t seem right, but we’ll let you be the judge of that.

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous i once saw a really pretty french girl order a hot dog from the dodge cafe. 1. they have hot dogs? 2. what kind of dodge denizen orders a hot dog…

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Something extremely suspicious is going on. Is Raj running an underground taco manufacturing plant? Does a Naked Juice really cost $4.25? Why are the doors in Dodge locked but there are people inside? Who is this really pretty French girl? I don’t have the answers to these questions, but I’m sure that Marcellus Hartley Dodge is turning over in his grave.

    1. cc 13 says:

      @cc 13 The Rajfather

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous WHYYYY ARE THE DOORS TO DODGE LOCKED WHEN THERE ARE PEOPLE INSIDE???

  • its gotta be says:

    @its gotta be TACO CORP!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I really like the tag “one taco, two taco, red taco, blue taco”

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous They’ve definitely had this taco thing since last Jan.

    1. indeed says:

      @indeed the hotdogs are better tho

  • The Dark Hand says:

    @The Dark Hand this sign was probably made by spec. it’s on par with their shoddy reporting to mistake rice krispie treats for tacos.

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