Personals: Alex Chang, CC’15, and Sam Aarons, SEAS’14
Written by Bwog Staff
If a picture says a thousand words, how many words does a moving picture say? And if that doesn’t interest you, meet 1/2 of the reason Bwog is still running. Tonight’s personals: Alex Chang and Sam Aarons. Full disclosure: the personal for Sam, half of Bwog’s tech team, was secretly written and submitted by the other half of Bwog’s tech team. Oops! As always, inform firstname.lastname@example.org of your freshly sparked passion.
Name, Year, School, Major: Alex “Peaches” Chang, 2015, CC, Economics and Political Science majors
Preference: Guy for Girl, but what really is a “guy” or a “girl,” you know?
Hometown: Paramus, New Jersey
Your dream date in seven words or fewer: Muthafuckin’ Ladurée Macarons within Central Park picnic
Obsessive book series of choice: This was a hard one, but I’m gonna have to go with 50 Shades of Gray (is that still a topical joke?), but seriously, the Curious George books were my childhood, and I get super nostalgic when I flip through the pages of my full collection back home.
Library room of choice: Ref room. Dem high ceilings. (another gif)
What you think the sexiest animal is: The penguin is pretty sexy. Not like Adriana Lima sexy, but like Anna Kendrick sexy. It’s kinda awkward, but in a way that’s totally relatable. That’s kinda sexy if you ask me.
Guilty pleasure song: I actually really like that Rihanna song, Diamonds. That and Maroon 5 (Adam Levine makes me feel uncomfortable sexually).
Do you watch “Girls” ironically or unironically? As of August, I am unsubscribed to HBO (How will I watch the next season of The Newsroom now?), but you know, whatever. I’m above tv now, I only watch German Expressionist films and myself in the mirror.
Historical hottie: I would sail full mast to fight for Helen.
Name, Year, School, major: Sam Aarons, SEAS ’14, Computer Science
Preference: Guy for Girl
Hometown: Salinas, CA (fun fact: Of Mice and Men was based on my life story)
Dream Date: Printing. ALL. NIGHT. LONG.
What redeems you as a human being? You may or may not know that I own all your data . I haven’t used it for nefarious purposes (yet).
Obsessive book series of choice: The Peter Singer Anthology
Library room of choice: I own servers in 3 different countries, what’s a library?
What you think the sexiest animal is: Bacon Cheeseburger
Guilty pleasure song: Together Forever – Rick Astley
Do you watch Girls ironically or unironically? Actually there’s this fantastic anime named Ghost in the Shell that everyone should watch.
Historical Hottie: Richard Dean Anderson
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