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CUMB Exposes ZBT

After  Zeta Beta Tau lost their charter to a hazing scandal and all the controversy that followed, CUMB pounced at the chance to make fun of the situation with a moving account of the memories that will remain as ZBT leaves us.

We found the Breakfast Club music incredibly fitting and CUMB’s absolute lack of compunction hilarious.

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  • Well says:

    @Well Too bad this isn’t funny… At all.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous this was fucking HILARIOUS!

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I cried everytime

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous in before the shitstorm

  • God bless the band says:

    @God bless the band i hope they step in to keep providing this sort of commentary. nobody is doing it these days.

  • lol says:

    @lol yellow gatorade ftw

  • fuck CUMB says:

    @fuck CUMB not witty or incisive

    1. much butthurt says:

      @much butthurt in you I sense.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Aidan is my hero

  • Yeah, except says:

    @Yeah, except it wasn’t ZBT hazing. It was a certain woman’s sports team “hazing” their frosh.

    1. woops says:

      @woops *women’s

      1. fo' real says:

        @fo' real When’s the field hockey gos’ gonna drop?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous only bitches bounce in pong

    1. anon says:

      @anon @Anonymous: I guess that’s why ZBT lost it’s charter

  • What the hell says:

    @What the hell Were they doing to that waffle.

    1. Anonamoose says:

      @Anonamoose You don’t want to know…

  • bring out says:

    @bring out the gimp.

  • Unreal.. says:

    @Unreal.. If bwog actually knew how to report and CUMB cared to contribute accurate, pointed commentary, they would realize the incident didn’t deal with ZBT hazing their members. Before spoiling someone’s reputation on a medium that everyone from family members to future employers can access, at the very least don’t be reckless.

    1. Wait says:

      @Wait I thought the whole thing kind made fun of the common perception of frat culture… by making the whole ordeal so outrageous, we’re able to laugh at “frat culture” itself, but also realize that, while these hazing incidents may have occurred somewhere at some time, they probably didn’t happen at ZBT. Because it’s so sensationalist, it’s obvious to me at least that CUMB doesn’t think this is what happened at ZBT house. Bluh explaining humor takes the fun out of it, didn’t mean to be a buzzkill

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