Mar

14

DWB: Midterms Power Hour

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Let this dog-bartender ease your worries

Whether you’ve been done with midterms for weeks, or still have to take a Frontiers exam tomorrow (sucka), you need a drink that will fulfill the dual requirements of allowing you to a) stay awake in the shwastiest of ways and b) to do it without the fatal flaw of being as clichéd as a vodka Redbull or as disgusting as a 4Loko. Behold, the two most important drugs you’ll ever use in one stunning package.

The 5-Ounce Energy

  • 1 oz gin
  • 1 oz whisky
  • 1 oz tequila
  • 1 oz rum
  • 1 oz 5-hour energy

No mixing. Take each shot down in quick succession, starting from the top and ending with the 5-hour energy. For the strong of heart (and stomach), finish the whole 2-oz 5-hour energy and START STUDYING RIGHT NOW.

Coffee-quila

  • 1 part tequila
  • 1 part espresso

We’re not sure if we’re joking about this one, either.

The Classic

  • 1.5 oz vodka
  • 1.5 oz Kahlua
  • 1 strong cup of coffee
  • Milk, to taste

Brew the coffee, add vodka and Kahlua, then milk, and stir.

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9 Comments

  1. Anonymous  

    That picture is so fake

  2. Freshman in Frontiers  

    I can't wait for Spring Break! Are they actually allowed to put a midterm (Frontiers of Science) on a day we do not have class?

  3. Anonymous  

    Would this actually work or is Bwog just fucking around now? Cause I'll do it. I'm fucking crazy

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