Whether you’ve been done with midterms for weeks, or still have to take a Frontiers exam tomorrow (sucka), you need a drink that will fulfill the dual requirements of allowing you to a) stay awake in the shwastiest of ways and b) to do it without the fatal flaw of being as clichéd as a vodka Redbull or as disgusting as a 4Loko. Behold, the two most important drugs you’ll ever use in one stunning package.
The 5-Ounce Energy
No mixing. Take each shot down in quick succession, starting from the top and ending with the 5-hour energy. For the strong of heart (and stomach), finish the whole 2-oz 5-hour energy and START STUDYING RIGHT NOW.
We’re not sure if we’re joking about this one, either.
Brew the coffee, add vodka and Kahlua, then milk, and stir.
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