Relevant: Jay Z quotes Obama in his new song. (MSNBC)
One way to stay relevant: Lindsay Lohan is almost sleeping with Charlie Sheen. (E! Online)
When you are irrelevant: Google knows what to do with you. (BBC News)
Already irrelevant: B movie star sues IMDB for publishing her real age. Forty two, for the record. Because one way to keep your age out of the news is to sue for $1 million. (Fox)
Relevant Columbians: You can have an Ivy League degree and still be funny. Video below.
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