Bwoglines: Although there probably is serious news, Bwog still cares about Jennifer Aniston. In totally unrelated news, the new Daft Punk album, Random Access Memories, leaked yesterday, but if you really love Daft Punk you already have it.
Finals Tip: Have sex instead of studying for finals. According to the ever-reliable WebMD, it cures everything but cancer, as if you need a reason. Also this is the last time you will get to have sex without
your parents your dog getting in the way.
Overheard At JJs, obviously:
“Man, girls just do that sometimes. They point things out like it’s nothing. Guys are more insecure than they think.”
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