Menu CATEGORIES

Connect with us

CATEGORIES Menu
All Articles

Bwog Asked: Move-In Day

"Beer before liquor, honey."

“Beer before liquor, honey.”

Freshmen dorms are now occupied, and the newest Columbians are — or should be — safe with their OL’s. Bwog interrupted a few of them along the way to ask about the best or worst pieces of advice they’ve gotten so far. Here’s what they had to say in the first Bwog Asked of the year. (fun fact: we were also called the “bee-wog” within five minutes. Yessss. )

  • “Don’t get pregnant.”
  • “Don’t go to the hospital.”
  • “Don’t use the (John Jay) lifts.”
  • “Don’t go into Morningside Park.”
  • “Don’t leave campus.”
  • “Take the stairs” (told to a JJ’14 resident).
  • “Beer before liquor.”
  • “Get drunk every day.”
  • “Get a fake I.D.”
  • “Don’t be shy.”
  • “Play more sports.”
  • “Have fun and don’t take too many classes.”
  • “Stop stressing about things and just get them done.”
  • “You’re gonna be okay, right? Right?!”

Concerned love via Shutterstock

Leave a Reply to BWOG!!! Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published.

 

5 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Welcome, you spoiled brats!

  • BWOG!!! says:

    @BWOG!!! Liquor before beer never fear!

    1. Alexandra says:

      @Alexandra See: third tag.

  • haha "beer before liquor" says:

    @haha "beer before liquor" tryna get your sweet lil frosh f’d up. i c u, proud Columbia parent

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous beer before liquor never been sicker

  • Have Your Say

    What should our staffer name her pet raccoon?

    View Results

    Loading ... Loading ...

    Recent Comments

    Great Job Public Safety.. Thank You for keep us safe. (read more)
    Video Shows Public Safety Officers Dragging Protester by Legs
    October 13, 2019
    Awwww! Too sweet. . .thank you for your compassion!🦝❤ (read more)
    I Accidentally Adopted A Raccoon
    October 13, 2019
    update with pics plz (read more)
    Bwog Reviews The Re-Opened Barnard Quad!
    October 12, 2019

    Comment Policy

    The purpose of Bwog’s comment section is to facilitate honest and open discussion between members of the Columbia community. We encourage commenters to take advantage of—without abusing—the opportunity to engage in anonymous critical dialogue with other community members. A comment may be moderated if it contains:
    • A slur—defined as a pejorative derogatory phrase—based on ethnicity, race, gender, sexual orientation, ability, or spiritual belief
    • Hate speech
    • Unauthorized use of a person’s identity
    • Personal information about an individual
    • Baseless personal attacks on specific individuals
    • Spam or self-promotion
    • Copyright infringement
    • Libel