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Bwog Asked: Move-In Day

"Beer before liquor, honey."

“Beer before liquor, honey.”

Freshmen dorms are now occupied, and the newest Columbians are — or should be — safe with their OL’s. Bwog interrupted a few of them along the way to ask about the best or worst pieces of advice they’ve gotten so far. Here’s what they had to say in the first Bwog Asked of the year. (fun fact: we were also called the “bee-wog” within five minutes. Yessss. )

  • “Don’t get pregnant.”
  • “Don’t go to the hospital.”
  • “Don’t use the (John Jay) lifts.”
  • “Don’t go into Morningside Park.”
  • “Don’t leave campus.”
  • “Take the stairs” (told to a JJ’14 resident).
  • “Beer before liquor.”
  • “Get drunk every day.”
  • “Get a fake I.D.”
  • “Don’t be shy.”
  • “Play more sports.”
  • “Have fun and don’t take too many classes.”
  • “Stop stressing about things and just get them done.”
  • “You’re gonna be okay, right? Right?!”

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5 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Welcome, you spoiled brats!

  • BWOG!!! says:

    @BWOG!!! Liquor before beer never fear!

    1. Alexandra says:

      @Alexandra See: third tag.

  • haha "beer before liquor" says:

    @haha "beer before liquor" tryna get your sweet lil frosh f’d up. i c u, proud Columbia parent

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous beer before liquor never been sicker

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