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John Jay Got A Makeover

While you were away eating home-cooked meals, JJ got some serious work done, and is now hella shiny and renovated. Those new plates! Those shiny woody/laquered surfaces!! Those gleaming floors!!! The still nonsensical arrangement of food!!!!! For those of you who never knew anything else, things were not always this new and clean, and that room was decidedly more claustrophobic. But now, Bwog kind of wants to be taken out to a JJ date. At least this time there will be *three* dessert stands and a brand new frozen yogurt machine. Explore some of the shininess below, courtesy of Kevin Chen.

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  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous The new plates are even better to “borrow” than the old ones. but don’t microwave them for four minutes….they crack.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous Yeah, but you still get free roach legs with every meal, thanks to third world staff

  • Alum says:

    @Alum Would have been nice

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous no, the shit food is the same. you just can’t glory in the shabbiness of the cafeteria like you used to.

      1. another alum says:

        @another alum yeah, i personally miss the hogwarts great hall feel john jay had to it before they painted the ceiling white and made it feel like an asylum.

        ok lets not talk about this anymore, i heard ’empire state of mind’ and had very painful flashbacks to commencement.</3

        1. Anonymous says:

          @Anonymous Agree. It looks nice. But I miss all the wood, and wood coffered ceiling and stained glass and chandeliers

        2. Another Alum says:

          @Another Alum I totally get you…it’s like everything makes me miss Columbia at this point

          1. i need a says:

            @i need a support system. the full 12 steps. or a bwog for alumni, that’d be gold

  • okay, this is getting a little annoying says:

    @okay, this is getting a little annoying <

    1. okay, this is getting a little annoying says:

      @okay, this is getting a little annoying Shoot, sorry! This comment is in the wrong place entirely. Keep doing your thing, everyone. <3 to all.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous WHY ARE THE UTENSILS ON THE BOTTOM WHY

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous AND WHY ARE THE SPOONS SO HARD TO FIND?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous lipstick on a pig

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