ZOMG guys, Kristen Stewart’s on campus!!!!! According to a few tipsters sticking it out on campus over break, the ever-edgy, awkward lip-biting Twilight star is hanging out in Lerner filming something. And not just in Lerner, but in Ferris Booth. Maybe she’s playing another angsty student? Will the Kent attic be utilized as another vampire […]
While you were away eating home-cooked meals, JJ got some serious work done, and is now hella shiny and renovated. Those new plates! Those shiny woody/laquered surfaces!! Those gleaming floors!!! The still nonsensical arrangement of food!!!!! For those of you who never knew anything else, things were not always this new and clean, and that […]
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