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Desperately Seeking: The Marching Band’s Porno

We really don't want to know, actually

We really don’t want to know, actually

Bwog has received the most…scintillating….tip that the Columbia University Marching Band is shooting an amateur pornography video for submission to the annual HUMP! festival. Characters as diverse as tubas, oboes, and *accordions* may be appropriated as anatomical substitutions for their sick, sick pleasure. If you know what we mean. In response to our frantic inquiries, the Band would only offer the following tantalizing tip:

“Recently the CUMB has been the target of accusations that it produced and submitted an entry to the annual HUMP! amateur pornography festival, in the form of a short video featuring penetrative sex between wind and reed instruments.

These rumors are disgusting, offensive, and true.”

If anyone has any further information on this gross misuse of innocent musical objects, email tips@bwog.com. We’re dying to know.

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14 Comments

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous I don’t know why this is such a bad thing. people don’t need to be so sex negative.

  • T. Constantino says:

    @T. Constantino Obviously G(TB)^2

    1. Alex Donnelly says:

      @Alex Donnelly trashyyy <3333

  • True Meaning: says:

    @True Meaning: Got to broadcast the beaver

  • Truer Meaning says:

    @Truer Meaning Gee those bandies they’re babes

  • Explicit (sorry) says:

    @Explicit (sorry) Gangbang those big titty bitches

    Goddamn! that bleached tight butthole!

  • Truerer Meaning says:

    @Truerer Meaning Get the boobs to bounce (on camera)

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Grow the boner to boot

  • What day is it? says:

    @What day is it? It’s October 3rd.

    Also Bwog becomes gawker

  • Wait what? says:

    @Wait what? I’m ok with it, but confused

  • you says:

    @you Don’t worry. They were practicing Safe Sax, so it’s alright.

  • The Lion has a screencap says:

    @The Lion has a screencap Plus a plot summary: http://columbialion.com/blog/juicy-details-about-the-bands-porn-video

  • Accordion? says:

    @Accordion? KEITH, MARRY ME, YOU SLUG!

  • Keith says:

    @Keith I Hate You

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