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There She Is, Miss America

It should be illegal to be smart and pretty.

It should be illegal to be smart and pretty.

Why is New Jersey called “The Garden State”? Because it’s too hard to fit “Oil and Petrochemical Refinery State” on a license plate?

There she is, Miss America, taking pictures with your Columbia professors.

Bwog was tipped the following:

“English professor Molly Murray went to a dinner at the mayor’s house, sat by Miss America, got her to take a picture holding Oedipus, and sent it to her lit hum class.”

Miss America 2014 is Nina Davulurithe first Miss America winner of Indian heritage. She plans on becoming a doctor like her father. One cannot help but wish she attends Columbia Medical School.

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8 Comments

  • she is says:

    @she is beautiful

  • Yes except says:

    @Yes except there is no Columbia Medical School. It’s Columbia College of Physicians and Surgeons. Way more pretentious.

    1. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous @Yes except: Just like you

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous @Yes except: There’s much more history to it than that: the name dates back to when physicians (elite thinkers) separated themselves from surgeons (common body plumbers) in a very different way from modern medicine.

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous AAA, Club Zamana, HSO, and CU Sewa are co-hosting a discussion about Miss America tonight! Come to by Malcolm X Lounge (Hartley Hall 1st floor) from 7:30pm-9pm.

    FB Link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1436545923238813/

  • well... says:

    @well... we might not have Miss America, but we do have Miss Massachusetts, who is incidentally a student at CU CP&S!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loren_Galler-Rabinowitz

  • prezbo says:

    @prezbo I’d pee in her butt

  • Nice to know says:

    @Nice to know …that Columbia profs can be as creepy and awkward as their students.

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