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Call for Opening Remarks!

Tomorrow marks the beginning of something new—a new semester, that is. As is tradition, professors will jazz up their lectures and discussion sections with absurdity and mystery galore. Be sure to send your professor’s words of wisdom and wiseassery to tips@bwog.com, or leave them in the comments.

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4 Comments

  • anon says:

    @anon Opening remarks for My Life by Mom: “I wish I had a son”

  • Jae Lee says:

    @Jae Lee “Why is this class so important? Jobs. It’ll get you a job.” (Advanced Programming)

  • HELP says:

    @HELP I NEED MW COURSES WITH REALLY LOW WORKLOADS IM A SENIOR PLEASE THANKS

  • anon says:

    @anon Volker Berghahn in Modern German History:

    This is a depressing course. If you are looking for jokes and anecdotes, you will be disappointed.

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