16 CommentsIf you thought Bwog scared the incoming first-years away from posting on their class Facebook page, you thought wrong. We thought we were done poking fun at them, but then the prefrosh surprised us with a whole new round of Facebook gems. Okay okay, we’re done until RD decisions.
They thought they could keep us out, too:
Nice try, Hammy
It takes a genius to figure this out
The most important question of all
Really, what’s more important than your ratio?
Okay, this question is far more important.
Before a Columbia workload sucks the life out of you
It’s true, having to work to make money isn’t for all of us
Okay, prefrosh, we do mean it, we’re done now. We appreciate your abundant enthusiasm and we’re sure you’ll make a lovely addition to our vibrant student body.
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@Anonymous “violating the conditions”…of what? You should always assume that everything you post on the internet–even on private twitter accounts or closed facebook groups–can and will be seen by people you didn’t anticipate.
@Anonymous this was a response to @Representing Admissions Office
@I'm Shmacked YO, this homie is an I’m Shmacked fan. He better turn up hard in the city and get the fuck off campus or transfer.
-MD
@trying to remember whether all freshmen are this naive and annoying. i’m pretty sure i was a little eager beaver too but i like to pretend that i never posted a ‘ROAR LION’ status after i got accepted
eughh
@CC 14 i never did.
@Just so you know No one cares
@Anonymous Lol. This is rich XD
@BSGS Now you know how GS feels about all of you most of the time. Just be nice.
@Anonymous Okay grandpa
@Representing Admissions Office bwog, can you please stop posting things like this? The post from Alexander Hamilton is from the Admissions Office and therefore you are violating the conditions. Even if someone sends you a tip, do not post this as it is a violation of privacy and admissions policy.
@anon True story though cashier dude if you think working a minimum wage job makes u hate everything just wait till you get your first unpaid internship where you are everyone’s b*tch
@the lack of cynicism in the cashier kid makes me wonder if he’s fit for columbia lol
“my spirit is crushed by cashiering man”
@CC '15 DANG KIDS GET OFF MY LAWN
@Anonymous “don’t fucking post your essays again” -hamilton hall
@Presbo Bwog stop fucking with the first years!!. Oh wait, they are contractually obliged to come here……
@Prezbo Is spelled with a “z.”