Written on a bathroom wall…it appears there is an epidemic of people self-pleasuring in Butler….
People usually take a night in the But to study, but recently there have been several eyewitness reports of various people masturbating instead of studying (or maybe while studying? Who knows). According to our reports, these self-pleasuring booty calls to the But typically happen after 9 pm and on the third floor or above. If you have any evidence of the “butlerbator,” are a victim of witnessing these events, or would like to shed some light on why Butler is your preferred masturbation spot, please comment below.
PSA courtesy of Maia Berlow and photo of phallic graffiti courtesy of Henry Litwhiler