Written on a bathroom wall…it appears there is an epidemic of people self-pleasuring in Butler…. People usually take a night in the But to study, but recently there have been several eyewitness reports of various people masturbating instead of studying (or maybe while studying? Who knows). According to our reports, these self-pleasuring booty calls to […]
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