Go out so you don’t have to look like this BUT stay in so you can feel like this

It may be time to put away your go to excuse, the impossible distance between Columbia and anything… at all really. Two comedians are organizing the crowdfund of the Harlem Independent Theater, meaning you might soon be able to indulge in all the affectations of the village without having to endure the forty minute train ride. (New York Daily News)

Yet why sate pretentious urges when you can fulfill your more base desires? Momofuku’s own David Chang has announced intentions to launch a food delivery app, fulfilling at least one base desire in style. (Gothamist)

The city, on the other hand, offers opportunities beyond the purchase of food; it offers the opportunity for the purchase of things! The New York Times brings you openings, sales, and events for the coming weeks.

Netflix has announced the production of a new series based on Lemony Snicket’s Series of Unfortunate Events. So that’s as good a reason as any to stay in bed until finals. (TIME)

Tourists come from all over the world to take in New York City’s theater. Perhaps the best of this season will be enough to inspire you to take a twenty minute train ride. (New York Daily News)

It’s cold. Especially in the next month. Enough said. (Slate)

Best to stay inside.

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