“What is that thing you are wearing around your ears? An oversized earmuff? Some kind of avant-garde headphones? Or worse, a jaw warmer? Take it off so you can hear my holy words,” roared the library, the people’s library, from the heavens. “You are in implicit violation of Commandments VI, probably X(a), and perhaps even XI. Put your feet away, or suffer my wrath.”
No word on whether the student has been struck by a great bolt of lightning yet.
People with their fucking feet out in libraries”—anonymous tipster