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Personals: Tatini And Eric

Tatini and Eric

Tatini and Eric

As a special treat, we bring a special batch of personals from Bwog’s Features Editor and News Editor, Tatini and Eric. We can attest that they are both dime pieces and will be swiped up quick. That picture is actually of them last weekend. If you’re interested in either of these special people, send us an email at tips@bwog.com and we’ll set you up on a nice date with them (you can have both if you want.) 

Name, Year, School, Major: Eric Cohn, CC ’16, Mathematics

Preference: Guy for guy

Hometown: Philly burbs

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Spongebob style rancid breath

What redeems you as a human being? Sarcasm and puffy cheetos

Library room of choice: A big beautiful spacious cubby in 403

Beverage of choice: Tap water

The components of your ideal Westside salad: Anything with lots of balsamic!!

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? A popcorn store alone, even though all their advertising suggests it is a place for groups of friends to have a good time

Historical Hottie: Hermann Rorchach (trust me)

 

Name, Year, School, Major: Tatini Mal-Sarkar, CC ’17, Evolutionary Biology (today)

Preference: Girl for guy for guy

Hometown: CLE

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Postmodernism, structuralism, taxidermy

What redeems you as a human being? I once sent myself a CU Admirers post

Library room of choice: Fourth floor, staring at the Henry James wall, thinking about all the books by sad white men I have never read and will probably never read

Beverage of choice: Lactose

The components of your ideal Westside salad: Everything (?). Once paid $15 for a Westside salad. Unashamed. A little ashamed

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Eating pizza, contemplating mortality

Historical Hottie: Aaron Carter

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6 Comments

  • Wow says:

    @Wow Bwog, you’ve really outdid yourself. Usually you guys are a little narcissistic and people let it fl because you guys are clearly squids since you are constantly trying to show the world how awesome you guys are ( wow you drink??? You must be sick!!!)

    But now you’ve gone and done it. You literally posted a masturbatory post for the entire campus to see. You jerked yourself off in front of all of us. I hope you’re happy.

    1. Wow yourself says:

      @Wow yourself I think you’re taking a feature whose main picture is a purposefully poor photoshop job a little too seriously.

    2. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous outdone*

    3. Anonymous says:

      @Anonymous So, exactly what do you want? Only you-approved opinions about what you want people to talk about?

      Because, you clearly have that already, and from the sounds of how angry your post is, there aren’t many takers for that…

      Seriously, relax. Not everything’s for you. It doesn’t even have to be.

  • Package deal? says:

    @Package deal? Could I have you both? Denim outfits included?

  • Anonymous says:

    @Anonymous Yes tat

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