No more questionable Ferris hash browns for you--only questionable Burger King potato lumps will do.

No more questionable Ferris hash browns for you, gourmands–only questionable Burger King potato lumps will do.

NYU students may not have all the amazing professors and classes we have up here, but they do have Pharell Williams. The singer/ridiculous-hat-wearer is the Tisch artist in residence for 2015. Time to start buttering up your downtown friends so they’ll sneak you in and you can finally own up to your love of “Happy.” (NYU)

If your TV tastes are a little less Lena Dunham and a little more Alexis Bledel, add some Gilmore to your “Girls” this season, because your favorite mother-daughter couple is going to show up on Netflix with new 90-minute “episodes” in the near future! (NBC)

In this week’s Old White Guys Making Snarky Comments About Each Other news: George W. Bush apparently “just [doesn’t] like” Ted Cruz. Same, Dubya. (Politico)

Get ready to be up to your ears in subpar hash browns: Burger King is following McDonalds’ lead and creating an all-day breakfast menu. Yum? (ABC)

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