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1020 Can Finally Buy Itself A Drink

If you get rid of the zeros and switch 2 and 1, you get 21

If you get rid of the zeros and switch 2 and 1, you get 21

1020 is turning 21! It’s a huge milestone: if 1020 were a Columbia student, he’d probably have a (slightly sad) rager in his EC townhouse, buy cigarettes legally, and film himself throwing his fake into the Hudson River. As it is, 1020 is just a bar—an inanimate object, really. Nevertheless, you and 1020 have likely made memories together, so show your love for this site of degeneracy and heartache by showing up to its birthday party today at 9 pm.  (We suggest you go later.) There will be drink specials and party favors, as there would be at a Sweet 16. The blurb promises it’s the “party of the year!!”, which seems promising even if it is just one exclamation point short of desperation.

We’ll be pulling an all-nighter in Butler, but will live vicariously through your debauchery.

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