they wanted her to bacch

They wanted her to bacch

As you wind down after an eventful Saturday (or wind up, hopefully to our pregame/regame playlist), Bwog would like to take a moment to reflect on what Bacchanal has done to us, and what we did for it. 

Bacchanal, Thank You For:

  • Puked after having one glass of champagne
  • “I’ve been over it for an hour and a half.” “I’ve been over it since 8 this morning”
  • Ran into a very excited and distraught friend
  • NYPD had aviation looking at frat row allegedly
  • “The sky is beautiful Pantone 292”
  • Got into a balloon fight with KDR
  • Beta got possession of Rae Sremmrd’s shirt
  • “Maybe the music is a lot better … like, up there … but we just don’t know”
  • “I’m sorry this is your first Bacchanal. Somehow, this is worse than last year”
  • “I’m considering ducking out and doing homework soon… that’s how lame this is”

Bacchanal, You’re Welcome For:

  • Left to take a nap during Rae Sremmurd
  • Went into butler stacks to drink and watch anime
  • Tried to figure out how all the fencing makes sense. It doesn’t.
  • Girl was carried out of frat house at noon to be cava’d
  • “What sobers you up?” “This concert”
  • “How are you?” “Lit.”
  • “They spent $16,000 on barricades. They could’ve hired me instead. I would’ve been like ‘fuck you, get in the back.'”
  • “One of my professors hasn’t posted the problem set for this week yet because he wants us to ‘enjoy bacchanal.'”
  • Overseen: A girl standing in the center of broadway. Driver yells at her to move. She doesn’t. Driver starts to get out of the car. Girl finally moves. Halal guy yells, “What d’you expect, man, this is Columbia!” Guy in car replies “I don’t care!” Girl finally moves. Ddriver, aggravated, moves on.