Roaree pretends to be ok with the mandatory events

We took a look at today’s NSOP schedule and, well…we’re sorry. Just hold in there. Your required activities may look abysmal, but they only occupy a small fraction of the day. We suggest that you sleep in and grab your breakfast from Absolute Bagels to get your Wednesday started on the right foot. Hell, we’ll even show you how to get to your Bagel Destiny.

After your required events for the day, nothing is holding you back from partaking in some optional NSLOPPY fun. Just remember that sending wild/funny/disgusting overseens to tips@bwog.com is always mandatory.

Directions to Absolute Bagels (from 116th & Broadway):

Google Maps says it’s an 8-minute walk.

Wednesday’s Highlights:

• Community Forum, 8-10pm, Levien Gym. We actually remember this event as Not Totally Sucking. Despite its dull name, the Community Forum is a rare opportunity to experience some good old-fashioned school spirit. Even if it’s the only time you ever enter the gym (like some here at Bwog), you can’t help feeling *something* when you see the banners of the Ivy League schools and hear some of the essays from the class of 2020.

One Thing To Do Before Graduating: Eat pizza at the Diana Center on Barnard’s campus. If you’re a CC/SEAS/GS student, don’t be afraid: there are always tons of non-Barnard students in the Diana (and on Barnard’s campus in general).

From The Archives: A brief history of the forbidden love between Barnard students and JJ’s.