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What Bwog Wants Uris To Be

Now if only we could change the name too.

Now if only we could change the name too.

With the business school moving to Manhattanville, Uris Hall will soon be vacant. With no formal announcements on what the space will be used for (except that it will go to the “Arts and Sciences”), Bwog came up with some suggestions.

  • Asian fusion dining hall
  • Municipal airport
  • Nordstrom
  • Bar (to replace Cannon’s)
  • Water park
  • Cinema
  • Hotel
  • A pool named “Uris” in Uris Hall
  • A big gender neutral bathroom
  • Adult ball pit
  • Spa
  • Equinox
  • Whole Foods
  • Rehearsal space
  • Studios
  • A real theater
  • A real Jamba Juice
  • Trader Joe’s
  • Shake Shack
  • Costco
  • Cat cafe


Photo courtesy of a Columbia students’ favorite site

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  • Jeremy says:

    @Jeremy Definitely a cat cafe … meow. :)

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    @Earth to BWOG your lists suck

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    @Anonymous Dumb. Immature

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