We showed you how the Class of 2021 is composed of badasses and Cornell-haters. In addition to that, they are very rich and very smart; see below.
Very rich
- Casual yacht in Rhode Island
- Only two yachts? What a pleb
- Only ONE boat? What peasantry!
- You can’t sit with us if you don’t have a yacht for all 4 seasons
Very smart
- @CU Admissions, control your prospective international affairs majors!!
- @CU Admissions, control your prospective PoliSci majors!!
- Just a random question, haha!! XD
- Just hunting for a one-of-a-kind manuscript in the Low Library! No biggie
They are also fluent in NY slang
- Smash that mf like!!
- Slang level 21
- “Slang straight stupid”
- “Fluid in this slang”
- THE DEADEST OF ASSES
- Gangster af
Also, for good measure, fuck MIT
- Simple, concise, to the point
- Should we be concerned?
- MIT students don’t speak English
- I mean, you’re about to come to Columbia but