This Bwogger witnessed an epic faceoff in their Postmodernism class yesterday, which led them to question: if “blackberry” means “I love you,” what does kicking a cockroach out of a classroom mean?
Editor in Chief Isabel Sepúlveda provides the Columbia community with an actual email she sent to an actual professor teaching an actual class that’s guaranteed to get you off the waitlist. Here’s to your soon-to-be
Senior Staff Writer Jake “Jake-Luc Godard” Tibbetts woke up before 10:00 am on only one occasion over winter break: Monday, January 13, when, at 8:18 am EST, John Cho and Issa Rae announced the nominees
The ongoing investigation into the death of Tess Majors has been a topic of national and local concern. Many in the Columbia community are calling for justice, but the alleged behavior of detectives involved in
Welcome to Columbia, CC and SEAS Class of 2024!
Today’s second senior wisdom comes from Amara Banks, bagel extraordinaire, 1020 personality, former Bwog EIC (for a whole year!), beautiful waffle, and the funniest, most precious gem of a person. As she leaves this campus behind onto greater things, we all mourn her absence.
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Newsletter Editor Eva Sher is very excited about the newsletter. As you, our beloved reader, know, Bwog is THE place to get your campus news, free food alerts, campus conspiracy theories, and random information you didn’t know you needed but we give to you anyways. We know it’s hard to keep up with all of […]
Get ready for those bold, beautiful Barnard 2023 Instagram posts and bios. Barnard’s early decision results for the class of 2023 were released today at 6 PM. Barnard has seen an increase in early decision applications throughout the past five years. Last year, 993 early decision applications were submitted, which was a 6% increase from those submitted […]
Applications are due at 11:59 pm tonight for Daily Editor and Staff Writer positions. Send your apps as PDFs to firstname.lastname@example.org and please title them “*First Name* App.” Email email@example.com with any questions. Daily Editors are the backbone of Bwog. They’re the green to our grapes, the Literature to our Humanities, the Cheryl to our Milstein. As a […]
In honor of Bwog’s first open meeting tonight, at 9:00 pm in Lerner 510, here are two recent translations of ancient Greek poetry. Come tonight for a good time! Sing, Bwogdess, the Open Meeting of Bwog and its location, which gave grapes thousandfold upon the Columbians, hurled in their multitudes to Lerner 510 strong souls of […]
Happening in the world: The Swedish polls are open for voting today. The far-right Sweden Democrats party, which has its roots in Neo-Nazi groups, is predicted to double its seats in this election. (BBC) Happening in the US: Naomi Osaka defeated Serena Williams in the 2018 US Open, but the win has already become controversial […]
NSOP is winding down. Upperclassmen are moving in, first-years are starting to freak out about classes, and the Orientation Leaders are looking forward to cutting up their NSOP shirts. Not much going on today, but plenty of mixers (not the kind you drink at EC) to enjoy this afternoon. Today’s Highlights: JJ’s Place is open! Enjoy […]
Do you hear that? No, listen closer. No, even closer. It’s quiet. But it’s coming. It’s getting louder and louder. It’ll be here sooner than you think. It’s…the beautiful, violent sounds of hundreds of blue bins rolling across campus, carting the fresh IKEA bean bags and Urban Outfitters tapestries of hundreds of new students as […]
Grapes. Now that I’ve got your attention, Bwog’s next Open Meeting is happening tonight, at 9:00 pm, in Lerner 510, as per usual. Snacks are provided; good times are guaranteed; the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, will be there. All we ask is that you come with a pitch […]
The weather’s been sad and gray for the past few days, and Bwog’s been feelin’ so gosh-darn blue. We were trying to come up with a way to channel this Big Sadboi Mood™, when someone got the idea to pool all of our loose change together and use it to hire Bon Iver to write […]
(Wide shot of a beautiful meadow. Closeups of: a rabbit twitching its nose; a butterfly landing on a flower; a bead of dew hanging from a blade of grass.) NARRATOR V/O: Everyone has… a purpose. Something which gives their life meaning. (Wide again on the meadow. Nearly bird’s-eye view. We see a young woman wading […]
It is Sunday, my dudes, so why would you do anything today except come to Bwog’s second open meeting of the semester, at 9 pm, in Lerner 510? Now that you’ve firmed up your spring semester schedule, ignore all of the work you have for those five classes and join us for snacks, pitches, and (when […]