If you’re happy and you know it clap your rings

Happening Outside of our World: The American-led 20-year mission to Saturn came to and end a few hours ago. After a successful mission, Cassini ran out of fuel and plunged into the planet’s atmosphere on command. (BBC)

Happening In the US: New Yorker shares with us its cover for the week of November 21st, 2016– the cover it would have used had Clinton won the election (hint: it looks a lot better than the one that actually was).

Happening In NYC: An exhibit highlighting art made out of Metro Cards opens this weekend, 5-8pm tomorrow and 12-6pm on Sunday at Highline Stages on West 14th Street.

Happening On Campus: The Bone Marrow Drive is today! We’ll remind you again later, but block off some time 11am-5pm to swab your cheek.

And something to help you actually attend your Friday recitation…

Ok, so unless you haven’t heard by now, Ted Cruz literally liked porn on twitter on 9/11. The truth is probably that one of his staffers was trying to get off and forgot to switch from his work account (@TedCruz) to personal (@Mr_Headass), but still. We are happy to see the entire world running with this joke, including a real porn star who said, “How am I supposed to explain to my family that Ted Cruz might watch my videos?”

If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it via Public Domain