Whether you spent all weekend holed up in Butler, drinking away your stresses, or a little bit of both, this weekend’s field notes have got you covered. Fun game: try to guess which Bwoggers submitted which field notes…
All’s fair in love and war:
- Got dumped. Fucked another guy that night out of desire and spite.
- Tried not to develop feelings for a possible fuckboy? Stay tuned.
- Deleted Tinder in the name of self care.
- Realized I had never loved someone, because when I broke their heart I didn’t care, at all.
Finals I guess?
- Stormed Butler 209!
- Did my Gulati practice problems buzzed (thanks Bwog!!).
- Bought overpriced snacks in ButCafe because it doesn’t take fucking Barnard points.
- Reluctantly opted for studying over drinking, caved, and drank while studying.
- Went home three different times this weekend despite being in the middle of finals.
- Woke up at EIGHT Saturday to get a seat in Butler and the fourth floor was completely empty for 20 glorious minutes.
- Got a bunch of fruit for munchies, ended up eating a gross assortment of spreads on pita chips instead. Finals I guess?
Procrastination is REAL:
- Didn’t get out of bed on Sunday until 6 pm.
- Watched Mean Girls and remembered how fucking iconic early 2000’s fashion is.
- Went to church and actually felt better afterwards. All of my anger and frustration is now gone.
- Facetimed with my sister like 3 times this week and now I feel like I miss her.
- Picnic-ed under the lit trees of Bryant Park.
- Escaped the fuck out of an escape room for my friend’s birthday.
- Went home from a party early with the intention of getting up early the next morning to study; ended up sleeping in until 2 pm the next day.
- Bailed on a social gathering that was supposed to be hosted in my own suite.
- Went to Pret three times in one day, got a free croissant out of it.
- Climbed onto the [redacted] roof twice.
- Scammed my way onto a white supremacist episode of SVU (until they realized I was in fact not an extra).
- Had my mom make me fortified wine with rum in it (10/10 recommend).
- Made a gingerbread house that promptly collapsed. :/
- Got a juicebox cocktail at Junzi kitchen. It’s a mini bottle of tequila sticking out of a literal juice box.
- Made dick-shaped cookies.