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Personals: Ana And Lucy

Ana Pena fucks it up with her mirror selfies.

Bwog is back to help you find a Valentine’s in the eleventh hour! Ana and Lucy are on a quest for love. If you want to get to know one of these lovely women, send us an email at tips@bwog.com and we’ll put you in touch with them.

Name, Year, School, Major:
Ana, Barnard 2021, Anthropology
Personal bio:
Smoke, talk, fuck, JJs
Preference:
No preference
Hometown:
BROOKLYN, NY
What redeems you as a human being?
A white man being a stereotypically white
Library room of choice:
Lehman Library
Beverage of choice:
Tequila
Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest)
Tinder, bumble
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?
Idk but I’m gonna be lit
Historical Hottie:
Sor Juana

 

We love Lucy!

Name, Year, School, Major:
Lucy, Barnard 2021, Women’s/Gender/Sexuality Studies
Preference (girl for girl, etc):
Gal for pal
Hometown:
Vermont (I won’t bother with the town because you haven’t heard of it.)
Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer:
“I hate lush cosmetics.”
What redeems you as a human being?
I’m gay.
Library room of choice:
LEFRAK ONLY 2018
Beverage of choice:
Coconut water
Which dating apps have you been active on? (be honest)
Tinder… vaguely
Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?
At a ~party~ or in my room watching The Bachelor
Historical Hottie:
What is this question

 

Images via Ana Pena and Bwogger Lucy Danger 

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