i love when butler jazzes up its ~bathroom aesthetic~

Recently, we’ve noticed a new addition to the Butler bathrooms on the second floor: these weird little gray tables, attached to the stall walls. Apparently, they’re called “utility shelves,” but I feel like that just makes the whole situation even weirder.

That being said, these tables could be useful. Indeed, the possibilities are endless! We here at Bwog, in the interests of the greater Columbia community, devised some possible uses of these “utility shelves”:

• Butler bathroom mini bar
• Use it as a convenient handle for bathroom stall sex
• Store your addy
• Use it as a dead drop location for surreptitious drug test urine swaps
• Rest your head on it to cry as you have a breakdown 5 hours into a butler study session
• Use it to store and exchange erotic poetry with your butler stacks lover
• Serve and eat a five course meal off of it
• Install a posthumous shrine to bored@butler
• Dissect the rats I’m sure live somewhere in Butler
• Do cocaine off of it
• Spruce ur bathroom stall up with a potted cactus

Hope we gave you some good ideas – get crackin, folks!

I can’t believe I just finished this article with the phrase “Get Crackin, Folks!” via Bwogger