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Bwog has a wholesome yet fun final weekend before Thanksgiving break! Send your weekend experiences to tips@bwog.com to be featured. 

Bwog has a “Treats Yoself” Weekend

  • Baked a pie and carved a turkey (poorly).
  • Gained probably 5 pounds and it’s not even Thanksgiving on account of Mac n cheez
  • Rewatched American Horror Story: Apocalypse cause it might be the best season yet
  • Got a job offer!
  • Skipped a party to do my laundry.
  • Drank five cups of coffee and a macchiato in one day…still fell asleep at a reasonable hour and am not sure which whether my overconsumption is more concerning than my unreactive body
  • Depression napped and then went to JJ’s with some Bwoggers
  • Ate four packs of milk duds in one sitting
  • Auditioned for Riverdale, rolled my eyes on page one of the side
  • Networked with a film producer who I’m pretty sure was just hitting on me
  • Staffed a MUN conference for disadvantaged kids and felt like a good person :)

Bwog does fun things in NYC

  • Went out to dinner with my boyfriend and eavesdropped on the table next to us talking about their slutty college days and how they ~totally weren’t~ swingers.
  • Played with THREE (3) dogs at one party
  • Freaked out a Met guard by spending 10 minutes staring at a sarcophagus
  • Saw the Armenia! exhibit at the Met. It was very good, especially if you like illuminated manuscripts.
  • Watched Columbia win the last football game I’ll go to as an undergraduate!
  • Ran five miles for pie
  • Went out into the world, stumbled upon the Big Gay Ice Cream Shop
  • Ate an amazing fish curry at a Sri Lankan restaurant that literally gave me dreams last night.
  • Treated myself to My Fair Lady at Lincoln Center
  • Toured the Egypt section of the Met with my class and got to geek out a lil bit
  • Went on a wholesome walk in Riverside Park with some Bwoggers
  • Successfully friend zoned one of my dates and saw a star is born w/ the other
  • Listened to some jazz musicians in Washington Square Park

Bwog hits the bars and other short stories

  • Was told by a creep at a Bushwick bar (coincidentally an NYU grad) that “your brain doesn’t stop developing until you’re 25.”
  • Drank 2.5 glasses of wine and argued with a middle-aged man i’d never met before about trans rights
  • Realized 1020 is a liminal space
  • Drunk cleaned my whole living room.
  • Recovered from an awful hangover; immediately started drinking beer.
  • Went to 1020 for the first time. Found it tragically heterosexual but otherwise had a pretty great time with my fellow Bwoggers!
  • Went on a wholesome tinder date
  • This guy from Yale I had sex with a month ago and never spoke to again randomly showed up and guess what… we hooked up again
  • Spent most of a party sober and comforting a sad first year about a shitty boy. Ended the night walking several others home after they projectile vomited
  • Listened to a drunk boy recite an entire Shakespearean soliloquy outside of 1020
  • Went to a staff party for that mun conference, and failed at the vodka pong (?) game

Bwoggers cuts their hair

  • Cut my hair … again
  • Almost dyed my hair but decided to cut off eight inches was enough of a change for now
  • Cut my boyfriend’s hair.
  • Dyed my hair blue