Managing Editor Zack Abrams brings you some Columbia-themed knuckle tattoo ideas so you can show off your school spirit to everyone you meet forever. Who wouldn’t want that?
Ah, the noble knuc tat. Scared of the Ivy League changing you into a khaki-wearing elitist and tired of all the normies pretending listening to Mitski is a radical act? Show your true punk bona fides by getting some Columbia-themed knuckle tattoos, the perfect way to say “I’m better than you, but not by that much” to everyone you meet. Here are some ideas I had; feel free to suggest more in the comments.
- Show your affinity for the best dining hall with this JJ’s knuc tat. Bonus feature: the dining staff will probably let you skip to the front of the quesadilla line!
- The fourth-best meme page in the Ivy League needs more Facebook followers. Show your love for the same “Cornell Sucks” joke over and over and give the page some free publicity at the same time!
- CAVA are truly the unspoken heroes of this campus. Who else would save confused students who have crabs stuck to their fingers? (True story)
- Ah yes, the commonplace fire alarm, which I’m sure you haven’t left you room for since senior year. Still, it’s an integral part of the Columbia experience to roll over and plug your ears every time someone burns their toast.
- Your Facebook friend and mine.
- “No, it doesn’t say ‘Orgy,’ it says ‘Orgo!’ Wait where are you going?!”
- No explanation needed.
- If you ever can’t decide where to hate yourself this weekend, just ask someone to pick a hand!