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Personals: Owen And Zoe

One is short. One is tall. Both are ready to rock your world. Bwog brings you two of its finest staff in need of Valentines this week; interested parties should contact editors@bwog.com and we’ll see what we can do. 

Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged): Owen Fitzgerald-Diaz, 2022, CC, PoliSci

Preference (girl for girl, etc): Boy for boy

Hometown: Seattle

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Little-known art museum with craft beers

What redeems you as a human being? My collarbones

Library room of choice: Ref room :^)

Beverage of choice and why: Green apple (Jones soda or Smirnoff Ice… you decide)

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? (Describe thoroughly, like Gordon Ramsay would describe a dish on Masterchef): John Jay smoked salmon, shredded up and mixed in with breakfast potatoes for a delicious salmon hash, toast (bread: the thick como loaf thing, a little charred, with olive oil and salt), accompanied with an iced mocha (iced coffee + chocolate milk + a little agave syrup) and some apple juice

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night? Somewhere I shouldn’t be ;)

(…ok probably just 1020 tbh) >_>

Historical Hottie: Young Zhou Enlai

Name, Year, School, Major (grad students encouraged): Zoe, Sophomore, CC, Human Rights and English

Preference (girl for girl, etc): Girl for water sign

Hometown: The butthole of Connecticutt

Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: Econ major by day, stand-up comedian by night

What redeems you as a human being?: I have a five-star rating on Wag

Library room of choice: Milstein floor 2 carrels baby

Beverage of choice and why: Water from Ferris! No explanation needed.

If you had to eat one meal from a dining hall for the rest of your life what would that be? (Describe thoroughly, like Gordon Ramsay would describe a dish on Masterchef): JJ‘s mozzarella sticks with a side of froyo and stale m&m’s mhmmm

Where can you usually be found on a Saturday night?: Riverside Park

Historical Hottie: Toussaint L’Ouverture

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