Wooooh! Read more to find out what your lovely Bwog staff did over Spring Break.

Bwog Gets Cultured

• Drank vodka Red Bull
• Smoked under the Eiffel Tower
• Called their mom from the Eiffel Tower (very wholesome)
• Walked 6 miles in Hamburg
• Saw a fuck ton of live music
• Went to a HOMESHAKE concert

Bwog Makes Milestones In Personal Growth And Emotional Growth

• Volunteered overnight at a homeless shelter for the first time
• Signed a job offer for the summer :)
• Cold-emailed important people for internships
• Had a dentist appointment at 7:45 AM
• Picked up my guitar again! Can now play a pretty damn good version of “Union Maid”
• Slept for an embarrassing amount of time
• Had many a tearful reunion with old friends
• Graduated from teenhood

Bwog Ate Good

• Ate wine and cheese next to the bywater
• Ate ~international~ McDonald’s
• Ate the best grilled cheese they’ve ever had (top bread, cheese 1, middle bread, cheese 2, bottom bread)
• Had New Orleans’ “most powerful drink”
• Ate so much bread and cheese

And Finally, Bwog Went Wild

• Got scammed
• Went nearly 60 mph on two wooden sticks
• Got crossfaded and watched Doctor Who.
• Pierced their friend’s ear in a McBain bathroom
• Carried a full cup of their early morning pee from McBain to John Jay to get STI tested
• Saw emo Timothee Chalamet make out with some dude and do acid in a gay bar
• Got a tattoo

What we think we did via Pxhere.