So angsty. So New York.

Bwog Experiences The Range Of The  Total Human Experience

  • Had the DTR talk (Define the Relationship) and ended up getting cuffed
  • Struggled with feelings as the school year nears the end
  • Felt really betrayed that Starbucks on 114th is closed for refurbishment until May 5th
  • Understood the French subjunctive and felt intelligent
  • Became addicted to the GBBO all over again – it’s a vicious cycle
  • Went official with their boyfriend :) the first guy they trusted since their bad breakup woohoo!!!
  • Got taught how to roll a joint by a high schooler
  • Played their last rugby game ever
  • Ate a lot of food in bed
  • Climbed a tower and observed the star Arcturus
  • Screwed up their sleep schedule
  • Screamed at a screen while watching Game of Thrones
  • Fought their ex
  • Dyed their hair red
  • Snot

Bwog Is Really Just A Bunch Of New York City College Students

  • Puked in Pisticci
  • Got dessert to-go and ate cake in bed after puking in Pisticci
  • Cried at yet another Warsaw show
  • Didn’t leave their room except to get food for 24 hours and felt GREAT about that
  • Went to the Met Cloisters
  • Went to a cat cafe
  • Received a wet floor sign as a birthday gift
  • Ate lots of grapes – green of course (fruit consumption is important here, we don’t get a lot of em)
  • Forgot to go to subway party for the second year in a row
  • Threw their first party at their apartment with Parsons and NYU kids. Parsons kids are so weird
  • Spent a lot of money on yummy food at Flushing
  • Spent the night in a bus station
  • Dodged a major bullet for their seminar
  • Turned in an essay 5 hours later despite receiving two (2) separate extensions

Bwog And Avengers: Endgame

  • Saw Endgame alone, great time
  • Woke up at 6:30 am to see Endgame
  • Saw Endgame with their father and cried 4 times

Typical New Yorkin’ via Pexels.