Here are Columbia’s bathrooms and their DnD alignments.
Lawful good: Low
Lawful neutral: Diana 5
Lawful evil: Lerner 3
Neutral good: Noco Joe
True neutral: Café East
Neutral evil: Hamilton basement
Chaotic good: Philosophy 4
Chaotic neutral: Carman lobby
Chaotic evil: Hamilton 3, 5, 7
I will not be taking any questions at this time. Source: my brain
chaotic evil via Bwog Archives