Good morning, Bwog readers. Today is definitely NOT the last day before classes and we all have NO responsibilities!

Today’s Highlights:

• It’s the annual Eco-Reps Green Sale from! Right now!!! If you’re not there already, head over to Wien lounge until 4 p.m. to get some super cheap, top notch refrigerators, microwaves, electronics, kitchen supplies, and fun dorm items!
• The Hillel Activities Fair is happening in Low Plaza from 12 p.m. – 2 p.m. today.  Stop by to learn about over 25 clubs at Hillel and how to connect with Jewish life on campus.
• It’s Labor Day! Respect the efforts of unions and workers everywhere by doing absolutely no work today.

One thing to do before graduating: Buy a whole pizza from Koronet’s. There isn’t really a reason to do this aside from the fact that I think it would be funny to get such a big pizza.

From the archives: Bwog teaches the world about Shegging: the phenomenon of having sexual intercourse with another human being in exchange for free access to their Chegg account. What a magical world!