Have you ever wondered, during your time at Columbia, about just wHat the law library sculpture is? Bwoggers Joya and Mia hereby present you with alternative, more accessible, and spicier names for the many many sculptures slash statues around campus.
Bellerophon Taming Pegasus:
what law school must feel like
can you do philosophy and have pants on at the same time?
through which one can either look onto the Manhattan skyline or into an existential crisis!! fun!
The Great God Pan:
basic art hoe version:
“Muscles are firm, not a straight body in these statues. They’re all curved, sometimes impossibly curved, and so nonchalant hence their ageless ambiguity as if they’re daring you to desire them.” (Call Me by Your Name)
tell it like it is version:
sexy man reclining behind bushes near mathematics building
you wish you could pose like this for that professional headshot
how I wish I could walk through the crowd during peak hour at Ferris
the scary-ass spider from The Lord of the Rings