0 CommentsInspired by her favorite Twitter account, here are Senior Staffer Sophie Tobin’s Columbia takes on out-of-context quotes from America’s favorite tall child.
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- That kid in your 200 person lecture who thinks this is a seminar for some reason.
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- PrezBo’s weather machine.
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- First-years trying to make friends with upperclassmen on the first day of classes.
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- Halloweekend.
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- The angels who work in Ferris who always give you multiple of whatever dessert you ask for.
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- First-years stepping into their John Jay single.
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- Columbia hitting us all up immediately after we graduate.
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- Plans to pay off all your student debt.
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- The 294829735 safety talks you have to attend during NSOP.
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- Trying to participate in class despite having not done the reading in six weeks.
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- Any class the week after syllabus week tbh.
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- The people who seem to always be smoking outside Butler.
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- When your paper was so shitty, an F would be too high of a grade.
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- Bacchanal.
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- John Jay during lunchtime.
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- Seeing e-boys on campus and doing a double take because you think it might be….. THE e-boy.
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- Mental Health Services/Furman.
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