“I go to Colymvia… *Colkunbua….*Colimboa…. That university in the City of New York.”

Colymvia: John Jay: It’s a staple and at some point as a Barnumbia student you’ll end up at this dining hall (and probably making this typo too). The experience is reliable, and you know what they’re trying to get at even though their pancake or soup may not be your complete ideal.

Colimboa: Ferris: Basically the same idea as John Jay. Reliable. Mainstream. Bound to happen at some point.

Cpitrgwakwnw: JJ’s: You definitely weren’t fully sober or fully awake when you sent this text. Will someone know what you’re getting at here? Who knows and who cares. You’ll regret this tomorrow, though.

Colaopex: It’s about as hard to figure out how you made this typo when these letters are so far away from the correct ones as it is to find Hewitt if you’ve never been there before. Good luck, first years and transfer students.

Barnard: Diana: You’re a strong independent Barnard student who don’t need no man but do need some pizza and smoothies, and you totally meant to write Barnard and not Columbia as a statement.

Columbia: any dining hall after you have just the right amount of coffee.

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