0 CommentsAs college students, we might no longer be able to emulate the epic highs and lows of high school football, but this weekend at Bwog, we got close.
Bwog’s epic highs:
- Heard my dad say “Motherfucker” for the first time in my life
- Finally saw the Vampire Weekend chandelier in real life. Cried a little bit
- Kissed (!!!) my crush (!!!) (Gay rights!!!!)
- Went to a bar to only later find out that Forbes has called it the fourth best bar in the world (??!)
- Went to Brooklyn to see my godmother and had the best sushi I have ever had in my brief life
- Went to a prohibition-themed party and drank a lot
- Spent hours in a Hamilton classroom with my friends thinking about small guys in funny hats
- Attended the Athena Film Festival with my grandma
- Ran a Dungeons & Dragons campaign in Hamilton on four hours of sleep
- Saw a mind-blowing movie (Clemency) at the Athena Film Festival
- Slept
Bwog’s epic lows:
- Wept openly in John Jay at 6 pm and people kept coming up to ask to take the chairs from my table, oblivious to my plight
- Going to Beta. Just the whole thing, the whole time
- Spent two days and two nights in Butler. No, I’m still not done with all my homework
- Was indifferent about going out but did so anyway and was punished by God for my lack of commitment (got my fake taken)
- Was consumed by the inertia of my life
- Cried in Butler for the first time
- Spent more than thirteen hours in a middle school, functioning on no sleep or food
- Almost died twice by taking a double dose of a prescription on Saturday and then choking on lettuce at a Chipotle on Sunday
- Woke up hungover and ate a suspicious slice of desk pizza in a room that wasn’t mine
- Thought a lot about stabbing Julius Caesar
Image of the official Vampire Weekend chandelier via Bwogger
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