Staff writer Nicki Camberg has a lot of excellent ideas for Bwog posts, yet due to the never-ending liminal existence of time, she never got around to them. 

Hello! You may know me from such excellent posts such as “Campus Buildings Ranked By How Much I Like The Number Of Letters They Contain” (and the conformist sequel, “Campus Buildings Ranked By How Many Letters They Contain“), “A Love Letter To The Flies That Live In My Shower“,  or “Sneaking Into EC As Two Barnard Freshman In A Trench Coat”, or my ongoing tenure as one of the chaotic goods who tweet from @bwog. As my second semester at Barnard and on Bwog comes to an end, I felt nostalgic for the year that was and the year that wasn’t. I decided it would be apropos to take a look back and reminisce on all of the post ideas that I not only had, but that I pitched and had approved by the board of Bwog.com to write, publish, and share with our apathetic adoring audience. I would like to reiterate that these are all actual authorized posts ideas I had intended to write and will do so eventually if faced with strong enough peer pressure.

  • Columbia Buildings As Quarantine Outfits
    • The joke here was going to be that like all these places would be sweatpants since that’s all I’m wearing, and then like Columbia/Barnard as a whole would be jeans since both of those things are no longer physically present in my life.
  • A Deep Dive Into The Wacky Depths Of WikiCU
    • Inspired by a picture I saw on WikiCU of Kanye performing at Bacchanal.
  • Zoom Background Images To Impress Your Hot TA
  • Ranking Campus Statues By How Comforting Their Hands Are To Hold In Times Of Emotional Distress
  • True Life: I Have A Miniature Pony As My Columbia Approved Emotional Support Animal
  • Walls
    • No one, including me, knew what this post was going to be, but the pitch was approved???
  • The Altschul Sky Lounge: How Is It There? Why Has It Not Fallen Down?
  • ASMR: Your 8:40 Lecture
  • Zoom Apparel
    • I was just going to tape a piece of paper over my classic Barnard crewneck that said “Zoom” and that would be the post.
  • My Favorite Colors On Campus

Image of the author, trying to stay afloat in a sea of incredibly smooth brained ideas from Bwog Archives.